Sunday, July 28, 2013

Nevada Silliness

Nevada Crazy Laws

Statewide:

It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
A. How do you drive a camel?
B. Is there a pack of feral camels roaming the deserts of Nevada?
It’s still “legal” to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
Sounds reasonable

City Laws in Nevada


Clark County

An ordinance makes bringing a concealable fire arm into the county illegal unless it is registered with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department.
Well OK then

Elko

Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask.
It's a masquerade party every day!

Nyala

A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day.
I sense a lot of loopholes in this law.

Reno

Sex toys are outlawed.
It's sin city lite.
It is illegal to lie down on the sidewalk.
Well there goes my performance art piece
Benches may not be placed in the middle of any street.
And again messing with my performance art. I think Reno has it out for me.


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