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EEEKKK!!! I have to write a blog..

I have nothing.

Hump day!

Random words!

Yeah I got nothing..

So....have a good day

Job Hunt

Have you seen Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead?

Basically these teenagers mom goes off to Australia for the summer leaving them with the oldest babysitter in the history of ever. Predictably...especially if you pay attention to movie titles she dies. And they dont want to tell mom. I have no clue why they don't want mom to know. Because then they all have to start being responsible and get jobs and stuff. But in the end everyone learns something and they all hug it out. TA DA!


Heres what I am currently taking away from this movie. Christina Applegate is 17 in this movie. If she can find a job as a 17 year old with no experience it should be easy for me.

And yet it isn't....

I need a Hollywood writer to be in charge of my story. I pick Joss Whedon. But Toy Story and Avengers Joss. Not Buffy, Angel,or Firefly Joss. Those people had it rough.

In conclusion....I NEED A JOB

Sunday Fun Day

Yesterday was an insane day.

Woke up late

Went to church and took care of kids first then did service. This was backward from normal and even so I was late.

Had lunch then went to our pastors wife's baby shower.

Had a job interview (more on that later)

Took a nap

Reconnected with an old friend and agreed to try dating him (stay tuned)

That's a lot for 24 hours

So about the interview. It was for a management position at a movie rental chain. The interview was done in the middle of the store. Through the whole thing we had 3 young boys standing watching the whole thing.

The job would require me to relocate, make significantly less money, and be on call 14 hours a day 7 days a week. So it wouldn't be a good fit.

I posted that info on Facebook and then was verbally attacked by someone I barely know for being ungrateful.  That of course went over like a ton of bricks but he blocked me before I could really blast him

An interesting Sunday. ..

TKO

I have a beef with crime drama and action TV shows. When they knock out the bad guys the bad guys then stay knocked out until such a time as the entire situation is over.

First of all do you have any idea how hard it is to actually knock out a person?? Think about it heavy weight boxers...people who are trained to hit hard and correctly...can't do it. It is such a rare occurrence that when it does happen it becomes part of their stats. And that is after fighting for multiple rounds.

But on these shows a 100 pound woman is able to knock out a man twice her size every single time.

Then after they knock them out they just leave them there. Expecting them to just lay there for the 20 minute firefight, instead of sneaking up behind them and killing them because they're too stupid to at least tie up the 300 pound steroid ridden freak.

Why doesn't anyone ever listen to me?

Short and Sweet

This post is going to be short and sweet. The exact opposite of me.

I have a job interview today. I'm afraid to get excited about it because none of the others have panned out. I woke up and am now working on coffee and breakfast. With the idea that caffeine and food is always a good thing. I have given myself plenty of time to get ready without being rushed.

10-1 says something happens that ends up making me run around like a crazy person.

After the interview I have to go and take a test for my nutrition class. That shouldn't be difficult...although I haven't been testing well the last few weeks. This has been a rough semester with all of my personal stuff. I can't wait for it to be over.

Wish me luck!

Where's That Candy House?

I have figured out my purpose on Earth.  Are you jealous? I bet you don't know what your purpose is.

My purpose is to be the boogey man that parents use to keep their children in line. My life is a cautionary tale. If my life story was an Aesops Fable the moral would be Don't Do What She Does.

Girls want to date the bad boy? Parents can say "Look at Maggi, she dated the bad boys and she ended up abused, homeless, and pathetic."

Kids want to have a kid? "Maggi had a child out of wedlock at a young age. Then after struggling and fighting and working 80 hours a week look how she ended up"

You don't want to go to college? "You can be stuck in the same dead end job forever, just like Maggi."

Give 110% of yourself to everyone you meet? "You'll end up bitter, sad, and alone."

All my story needs is a witch in a candy house.

My Merry Breakdown

I had a breakdown at church. I learned something about myself during this crazy crying jag...it is not possible for me to cry uncontrollably and look at somone at the same time.

Also in the midst of my breakdown I realized that I will not allow myself to completely break. This I already knew. It's why I would never make it in the military. That whole break you down to build you back up thing. I won't break. Not even to be better.

So there was lots of crying. In some ways I feel better, stronger. In others I feel really vulnerable. Im not even sure where I'm going with this post. Or why I felt the need to start it in the first place.

Welcome to my mind

A Whole Lot Of Halloween Win

Yesterday was Halloween. It's not a holiday that i normally celebrate. I hadn't planned on doing anything yesterday. Except work. Because I always work. On the way home from a fourteen hour day I decided to stop by my friends house. Best decision I've ever made.

My friend dressed up as a witch. A really really good witch. People could hear her cackling all over the neighborhood and came looking for her. I passed out candy while she scared young and old alike. I think she may have made a grown man wet himself. Children cried. And I laughed. A LOT. Therapy bills will be increasing quite a bit in that area of town.

After that I went by and saw my sister and her family. Some of my favorite people. All in all it was a great time. And I wasn't eaten by a zombie.