Silly Arkansas Laws:
By state:
Cause it's just annoying when you do
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Women's Lib? What's that?
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
Someone buy Arkansas a dictionary
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
Keep 'em in your swimming pool like normal people
The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
State official: "Alright river that's high enough. Don't make me arrest you."
Arkansas River: "Fine!" *stamps foot and stomps away*A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
What if you go with the Brittany Spears look?
City Laws in Arkansas
Fayetteville
It is illegal to kill “any living creature”.I guess the lawmakers in Fayetteville are Buddhist
Little Rock
Honking one’s car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law.It scares the sandwiches
No one may “suddenly start or stop their car at a McDonald’s.
Lots of fender benders at McDonald's??
It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
Do I really need to explain why?
Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
Prime time TV is important and must not be interrupted!
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
Keep that behind closed doors where it belongs
Laws found at: http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/arkansas
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