Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Alaska: Silly Laws

Crazy laws in Alaska

Laws for the state:

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
I'm sure the moose doesn't appreciate it either
Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
AVERT YOUR EYES!
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
And a REALLY bad idea

City Laws in Alaska


Anchorage

No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
The hood or bumper are fine.
For all you would-be pranksters out there, it is illegal to string a wire across any road.
I never even thought about doing this...must find a state where it's legal
Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.
How big are the cities in Alaska??
Clowns beware!
All the coulophobics go here.

Fairbanks

It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Once again a REALLY bad idea.

Haines

Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves.
The bartender can't be drunk or the owner can't be?
A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license.
Very strict conceal and carry laws.
It is against the law to attempt to break any law in title 9 of the code (public peace, morals, and welfare).
HUH???.

Juneau

Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.
Everyone knows flamingos only go to salons
Buildings that preserve scenic vistas are awarded �bonus points� by the government.
It's like SIMS 10.0

Nome

One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows.
Did you hear that Green Arrow!?!

Soldotna

Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to exist.
Ugly nuisances are fine

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