Hawaii and Idaho Silly Laws

We've got Idaho and Hawaii here because they are both short lists.

Hawaii Wonky Laws

Statewide:

You may only have one alcoholic drink in front of you at a time

Bad law!!!

Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.

What about that pulling the coin out of the ear trick?

Billboards are outlawed.

This makes perfect sense

All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

I want to live somewhere that you have to have a boat by law.

Idaho's Wonky Laws

Statewide:

Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
I always knew merry-go-rounds were immoral. All that spinning.
Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
Fat chick heaven
You may not fish on a camel’s back.
Well what else am I suopposed to use a camel for?

City Laws in Idaho

Boise

Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back.
What the heck is going on in Idaho?

Coeur d Alene

If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.
It's only polite

Eagle

Persons may not camp out on sidewalks in the city.
But...how am I supposed to score Beiber tickets?
Dirt may not be swept from ones house into the street.
Keep that mess in your house!
Bicycles are not allowed in the tennis courts.
You might get clubbed or racqueted

Pocatello

A law passed in 1912 provided that “The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless some are exhibited to public view.
You can see my knife but not my submachine gun

A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.
I am in so much trouble....

Laws found at: http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/idaho
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