Arizona: Silly Laws

Crazy Arizona Laws

Statewide

There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
I'd love to know why
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
Donkeys must be kept comfortable at all times apparently
A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is “likely to provoke physical retaliation”.
I don't....what???
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
Only the real stuff for Arizona
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
Make sure you keep your set of dueling pistols handy.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
Well it is the desert.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Who's monitoring this???
Hunting camels is prohibited.
Is this really a problem?
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
That escalated quickly

City Laws in Arizona

Globe

Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
Keep it in the casinos

Hayden

If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
Why does this make me think of Princess and the Frog?

Maricopa County

No more than six girls may live in any house.
Sororities must be small in Maricopa County

Mesa

It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
The business or the person???

Mohave County

A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
All at once?? And isn't that why someone would steal it in the first place?

Nogales

An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
Nogales the birthplace of sagging pants

Prescott

No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
These people have seen too many movies

Tempe

One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.
On a serious note this is actually very common because kids use it to get high

Tombstone

It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
Dentists are making laws now??

Tucson

Women may not wear pants.
Note to self...do not go to Tucson.

Laws found at: http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/arizona