Saturday, September 14, 2013

Delaware Silly Laws

Delaware Silly Laws

Statewide:

“R” rated movies shall not be shown at drive-in theaters.
Someone might accidentally see it...
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
Me: It's only a five minute flight
Whoever makes the rules: I don't care take this water and jerky!!

City Laws in Delaware

Lewes

It is illegal to wear pants that are “form fitting” around the waist.
City motto: We'd rather see your underwear
Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
But they double dog dared me

Rehoboth Beach

One may not whisper in church.
Should I yell?
No person shall pretend to sleep on a bench on the boardwalk.
Really sleeping is fine
Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.
I just want to know why
Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed.
Anyone over and under that age can be as naked as they want.
Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.
Oddly this is a fairly common law
No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicle.
Well I'm in trouble
On Halloween, children may only “trick-or-treat” from 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM, and if Halloween falls on a Sunday, they must “trick-or-treat” on October 30 during this same time interval.
Not a lot of time for gathering loot.

South Bethany

All persons must carry a bag with them at all times when they walk their dog in case said dog “poops”, or risk a $100 fine.
Do they actually stop people and demand to see their poop bags?

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